I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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