Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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