can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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