Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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