Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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