i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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