She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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