me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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