I wish I could teleport
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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