True but thats because hes a fetus.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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