Can Purell be used as lube?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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