If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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