Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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