D3 body, D1 cock
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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