i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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