How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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