she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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