we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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