Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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