3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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