You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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