belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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