I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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