just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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