I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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