farters have to be the big spoon...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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