dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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