either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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