dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize