Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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