So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it's like iHOP with fire
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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