I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Randomize
