So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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