Kiss
Puke
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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