Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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