you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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