I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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