is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
we're so committed to being not committed
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Come on in and take your pants off
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