I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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