A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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