Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
