It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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