My girlfriend figured out who you are.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i believe in u and ur pee
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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