:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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