its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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