doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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