I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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