You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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