do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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