shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He better not be in your backpack
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize