I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Alive.
So much puke
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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