Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
bring money and cleavage
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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