It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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