bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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