Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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