PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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